Dear Scooby Doo,

Sincerely, Where are you?

Dear Alcohol,

Sincerly, I'm drunk!

Monolog

Am obosit. Poate ar trebui sa renunt. Sa ma odihnesc. Dar nu pot.
Pastele ma-tii de incapatanat! Intr-o zi o sa pici si n-o sa te mai poti ridica.

"Sometimes, I can do nothing but stand in constant winter, trying to remember what life is like without all of you."

Pt ca a inceput circul (a se citi campania electorala) va ofer aceste minunate vorbe:

"You want to know about voting. I'm here to tell you about voting. Imagine you're locked in a huge underground night-club filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pitbulls for fun. And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight. You like to put your feet up and watch 'Republican Party Reservation.' They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs you did not even know existed. So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades. That's voting. You're welcome." - Spider Jerusalem (Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis)